A wife asks her husband, “Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, “Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?”

He replied, “They had avocados.”

If you’re a woman, I’m sure you’re going back to read it again! Men will get it the first time.

My work is done here.

Water in the carburetor…
WIFE: “There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.”

HUSBAND: “Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous ”

WIFE: “I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.”

HUSBAND: “You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out.

Where’s the car?

WIFE: “In the pool”

Raking Leaves
Question: How did the climate denier break his neck while raking leaves?

Answer: He fell out of the tree.

Potty Humor
Question: How did the climate denier break his neck while getting a drink of water?

Answer: The toilet seat fell on him.

Double click images, to expand:





Ikea Car:


All paleotemps is one of my favourite plots for climate change

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Bermuda 40 meters of sea level rise image is neat (dbl click image, strongly suggested):

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More will be done here. A simple start:





ADHD, does this sound like anyone you know?  Or like me?  ‘20 Things Only ADHD (Highly Creative) People Would Understand



That is to say (this one demands being dbl clicked, to expand, read fine print suggested!) dk:


1 Response to Humor

  1. jontenoy says:

    Latest Trump joke…..

    Donald Trump pulled out of the Paris Climate Agreement
    His Father should have pulled out earlier !



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