Humor

Avocados
A wife asks her husband, “Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, “Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?”

He replied, “They had avocados.”

If you’re a woman, I’m sure you’re going back to read it again! Men will get it the first time.

My work is done here.
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Water in the carburetor…
WIFE: “There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.”

HUSBAND: “Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous ”

WIFE: “I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.”

HUSBAND: “You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out.

Where’s the car?

WIFE: “In the pool”
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Raking Leaves
Question: How did the climate denier break his neck while raking leaves?

Answer: He fell out of the tree.
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Potty Humor
Question: How did the climate denier break his neck while getting a drink of water?

Answer: The toilet seat fell on him.

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Ikea Car:

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All paleotemps is one of my favourite plots for climate change

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Bermuda 40 meters of sea level rise image is neat (dbl click image, strongly suggested):

  
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More will be done here. A simple start:

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ADHD, does this sound like anyone you know?  Or like me?  ‘20 Things Only ADHD (Highly Creative) People Would Understand‘

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That is to say (this one demands being dbl clicked, to expand, read fine print suggested!) dk: